Inner Journey Ringtones

Nothing can stop the pain And nothing can stop the pain Suffering from anxiety It seems like an eternity Somebody somebody kill me Somebody put my out of my misery Inner Conflict Inner Conflict The pain it only gets worse And the pain it only get worse Give up 'cause there is no hope Life is hell when you can't cope Large two inch maggots decorate my vomit Infecting eyes oozing pus Acknowledge the stench of human excrement Swamps of mucus prevalent Every hole in my body drips blood Every hole in my body drips blood Every hole in my body drips blood Hate is fear I rip at my face in the mirror Death approaching Expiration growing nearer I'm rotting inside I'm disgusted with myself I'm in hell

I've been traveling inwards I've been walking around inside a memory Lost in a reverie I've been following time-worn tracks Balancing the scales of my history But still, it's a mystery Half-remembered ways And half-imagined days In search of a long-forgotten time Behind the surface of the mind To run through inner space For a sense of somewhere Beyond a sense of place I've been treading water I've been diving deeper into a fantasy Lost in a memory Time to bring a memento back Fossil of the mind in an amber glow Set in time to fill the space before tomorrow The truth be told Yesterday's future is already old Inner space Inner space In search of a long-forgotten time Behind the surface of the mind To run through inner space For a sense of somewhere Beyond a sense of place

I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man that I am? A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils" OK "Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it Back in the cows" Alright "Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable" OK "Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw And Regis Philbin" Yeah! So how do I explain my little cranial expressions Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession? It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends "Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album" Done, and done. "Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and Prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'" OK "There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater." Hmm, no, I suppose not. "Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas And a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell Your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'" He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it "Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years And mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'" Good idea "It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like" If you say so "Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask, And a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it, And tiptoe around the airport." Sounds like fun "How old does a baby need to be before it's too big To fit down the toilet?" I don't know. Let's find out. "Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes." Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say "Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!" Yeah! "Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking Warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions, Pez, and lint." With pleasure! "If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down A flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now." Yeah, I guess so. "Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac Thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a Cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'" You got it! "Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist." Oh... do I have to?